[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
inanimate object - is a big conspiracy, but I know... know, chair only waiting
when I lose my vigilance...
*and he hurt me! he must know that it was bad!
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
Only my hand, it doesn't count... (and it was not the door)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
No, but I was thinking about this... (motion sickness)
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
Most of the answers here are my thoughts, but I can not see your face!
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
TO HUG HIM! HUG HIM!
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
Yea! if I break my bone
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
(Optimus PC: see previous question)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
Feet, carpet, stairs, bed, cat...
ok... maybe not fallen...
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
Yea... let say accidentally
(but seriously - no)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
when I draw, for most time I do not think...
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
This 'inside voice' has sometimes good ideas and it is the voice of my computer in comics etc. And we all have him
(I'm not insane I'm not insane, (I'm not insane))
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
*most people do...
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
This is important!
I do not know, how large dose I should take of my pil... chocolate...
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Brain! you traitor!
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[ ] You break a lot of things.
Not true! sixth pencil in this week is not much...
Optimus PC: is Tuesday.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
That would explain why my neck hurt.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
*Look up* notice on the ceiling 'figure' of the terrible clown who looking at you, sweet dreams
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
Um... no, why would I! um?
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
...at least I tried
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
Huh? what you mean?
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
Calculator? pff... I have fingers!
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am ___ Insane."